I've been tagged by laserpotato.

Le The Rules:
~You must post these rules.
~Each person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
~Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten (10) new questions for the people you tag to answer.
~You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
~Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged him/her.
~No tag backs.
~No nonsense in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this".
~You have to tag 10 people.

Le The questions:
1.) An armadillo suddenly appears in front of you. WHAT YOU DO
Be its best friend forever <3
2.) Tea or coffee?
Coffee. Though I enjoy tea on occasion.
3.) Who/what is your favorite robot?
This is fucking hard. It's either BMO or Bender.
4.) Would you rather die by being poisoned, or falling through multiple chainsaws?
This all depends on what kind of poison and the brand of chainsaw.
5.) Do you like spiders?
YA WE LIKE SPIDERS~
DO YOU LIKE SCORPIONS?
YA WE LIKE SCORPIONS~
DO YOU LIKE UROPYGIDS?
YA WE LIKE UROPYGIDS~
6.)  Be honest: have you ever made a Mary Sue?
Not sure... a lot of my characters have too many things wrong with them to be REAL mary sues... some come damn close though, I think
7.) What is your favorite animated film?
Hey strongbad Wizzlbang, whats your favorite molecule of air that you've breathed?
8.) What sort of Drone Jeff would you be: a Worker [link] a Soldier [link] a Forager [link] or a Nurse? [link]
I AM NO ONE'S DRONE, WHELP
9.) What was the very first video game you remember playing?
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
10.) Am I boring you?
Only Slightly

MY QUESTIONS:
1.) You receive a box in the mail with no return address. Why, It's full of Bees! How do you react?
2.) Butts
3.) Whats your favorite pokemon? Why? What would you name it? Does it think of you as a friend, too?
4.) Who was your childhood hero? Mine's Godzilla.
5.) What's your 3DS friend code? Yours will get mine!
6.) Can I ask you a question?
7.) if you could trade your voice with Morgan Freeman's, would you? On the one hand, you'd have Morgan Freeman's voice. On the other, Morgan Freeman would have your shitty voice... I know I couldn't do it.
8.) What time is it?
9.) Are there any causes you'd be willing to die for?
10.) This is the second goddamn time I've had to fill this out I've already recycled like three questions leave me alone gah

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair. It takes priority over all.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black and Red! now if only I knew where it went...

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I'd be a horrible person if I said no.

4. Do you plan outfits?
I usually don't unless it's something important or formal.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Gassy and paranoid.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A labeler that I use to label things cause I'm obsessive compulsive

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I'd just killed several people and was trying to hide the evidence. It's ok, I wasn't some crazed serial killer, they all had it coming. murderers and rapists who'd slipped through the system. In fact one of them was hired to kill me! Got him while he was arrogantly monologing with his back to me. Right in the neck.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope.avi

9. What are you craving right now?
Something marshmallowy.

10. Do you floss?
If I feel like I need to.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
NOOO, MY CABBAGE CORP

12. Are you emotional?
Internally, extremely. Externally, I'm a statue.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No. what am I, a nerd? A vampire?

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both.

15. Do you like your hair?
Fucking yes.
But only when it's properly treated. otherwise it's a goddamn rats nest.

16. Do you like yourself?
I like to pretend I do!

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure, he's fucking hilarious.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Holiday Road endlessly looping in my head.

19. Are your parents strict?
Not really.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Sure, I'd go for it.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I never cared much for it, but it's ok.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I almost met Al Gore, but I was a tiny child and too busy digging in the back yard for worms and my parents couldn't get me to go see.

23. Do you rent movies often?
I use to, but then every movie rental store ever got turned into some clothing shop.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Too many to count

25. How many countries have you visited?
Mexico!

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
(in a spot-on George Takei Voice) UM, YES, HELLO SIR, IIIII AM CALLING FROM THEEEE, DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS,
AN WE WERE JUST WONDERING IF YOU'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING?
".... What?"
DONE ANYTHING, SAY FOR INSTANCE GONE TO THE MOVIES OR HAD LUNCH OR FUCKED ANY ANIMALS?
"... fuck whoever this is, ok? I don't need this right now." (hung up)

27. Ever been on a train?
Mental wounds not healing,
Life's a bitter shame,
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!

28. Brown or white eggs?
I like brown eggs more, they're more interesting. But there's really no difference once they're fried in a breakfast sandwich, now is there?

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Been using the same one for near five years.

30. Do you use chap stick?
What kinda faggot uses chapstick?

31. Do you own a gun?
Besides an airsoft pistol, no. But I do own several knives, a pinata bat, an improvised stone club I crafted from bamboo, leather, and a rock, and a sock full of old batteries.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
I'm good at it.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself, if ya know what I mean.



34. Are you too forgiving?
Entirely too forgiving. I look to others to hold scorn and contempt for me, my hate-bucket is full of holes.

35. Ever been in love?
I thought I was once, but it turned out to be gas.

36. What are your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next day)?
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37. Ever have cream puffs?
What the fuck kind of question is that?

38. Last time you cried?
September 22nd, 2007.

39. What was the last question you asked?
"What are you getting at?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Fall

41. Do you have any tattoos?
I plan to have an octopus tattoo'd on my back. My back is too large not to put anything on it.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Very! Or not enough... Sometimes I wonder if I'm being too nice or too mean. :/

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. And the directors cut. Waste of time.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Nope. I use to RUN into plenty, though. Before I perfected weaving around things while running.

45. Favourite colour?
Green. Like, the foresty type of green.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Not to my memory, but I've punched plenty.

47. Is your hair curly?
Beautifully.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't buy music lol

49. Do looks matter?
Beauty is skin deep. For some people it's deeper, though, cause they're fat.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends wholly on the circumstances. What if it was my evil twin and they didn't know?

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Probably not. No one ever calls me.

52. Do you like your life right now?
It's stagnant and repetitive.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. That'd be fukken annoying, meng. Having to listen to infomercials all night? no thanks.

54. Can you handle the truth?
I make it a point to know the truth whether or not I can handle it.

55. Do you have good vision?
I have excellent perception for color and detail.
But anything more than 5 feet from my face may as well not exist.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
.. No, actually, not personally.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
lol no

58. The last person you held hands with?
Myself. if you know what I mean.




59. What are you wearing?
Pajamas and a annoyingly baggy shirt.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Too many to name, but frogs are definitely up there

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
I don't like pictures of me. Cause they're always taken when I look my worst.

62. Can you hula hoop?
No, and I don't know what kind of demons people who can struck up deals with.

63. Do you have a job?
I can't afford to have a job in this economy!

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Mists of Pandaria. Dammit...

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes I have! nothing hilarious or scandalous, though.

I refuse to tag anyone else with this chain. The curse ends with me.

Because APPARENTLY journals from Christmas aren't good enough for SOME PEOPLE

And to all what the hell did you get for me? >=T

Maybe now we'll stop hearing about that fucking wedding.

(assuming any of you give a shit...)

First five people to reply to this journal will get a free art what sit of their choice, since I've been bored out of my mind lately...

Make it a good one, m'yes?

Rasec patiently sits and waits for the expected one, maybe two people reply to this journal.

h'ok, Where do I start?

Well, let's skip over the whole 'race bending' issue, cause no logical person seems to care...

Now, Looking at reviews for this movie when It came out, I was a little worried, seeing as it seemed to average 2-3/10. I was thinking, "God dammit, Shamalan, What have you done?"

Now, seeing the movie, I decided it wasn't that bad. Though it did have its faults, and quite a few of them.

I wasn't the least bit bothered by the race decisions, different name pronunciations, and deviations from the cartoons plot.

What DID bother me Was the rushed story, lack character development, the novice actors, and how unintimidating Firelord Ozai was.

However, the plot, special effects, music, messages, and overall presentation made it a nonetheless enjoyable movie. Though not a very memorable one... (after I saw it, two hours later, it felt like a week had passed since I saw it.)

I'm a little worried that the poor ratings from the critics will discourage M. Night Shamalan from finishing what he started. I think that that, with a bit of polish on the actors and script, it has a lot of potential. I'm hoping that, if he decides to go through with finishing the other two movies, they will be better than the first.

I guess the message here is that, While The Last Airbender left a lot to be desired, it was, in my opinion, worth watching, and doesn't deserve the overwhelmingly negative criticism it has gotten.

Rasec Wizzlbang gives it a 7/10.

I have more than 30 watchers, Spode help you if you ignore this journal... AGAIN.

Living things are made of cells.
Living things obtain and use energy.
Living things grow and develop.
Living things reproduce.
Living things respond to their environment.
Living things adapt to their environment.

Theres only one reason why fire cant be considered a living thing; It isn't made of cells.

But I think this is bullshit. All life AS WE KNOW IT is made of cells, yes, but who says any possible alien life would be?

Some assholes may say "Firs isunt a libibng thing, returd, it's a cemical reactin!!!"

Well, when you break it down, a fungus growing on a log could be considered a chemical reaction. A much more complex one, but still a chemical reaction.

But still, every day, we see these self righteous fire fighters brutally slaughtering fire wherever it chooses to nest! If you think fire is dangerous, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT

I say we start campaigning for fire rights!

WHO'S WITH ME!?

I just moved a slip and slide that's been sitting under my lemon tree on the side of the house for three years.

I think I destroyed a civilization...

Slugs, worms, spiders, wood lice, planarians, earwigs, pill bugs, all coexisting happily under and in the folds of the slip and slide...

I think the slip and slide itself could have been scientifically classified as a living thing...

In six million years, when man kind is gone and insects rule the earth, they will find the crater left by the slip and slide, and begin to debate amongst themselves whether or not this was the site of the lost civilization told of in their fables...

Alright, enough of the 2012 stuff, guys.

Even the Mayans think it's bullshit.

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So knock it off, they're tired of it, I'm tired of it, we're all tired of it.

tagged by And this is what you gotta do:

First five people to post in this journal, I'll post their icon and three deviations from their gallery I liked the most.

Should you answer this journal, you have to post the same in your journal, putting me as the first person, and the five people who posted in yours.

LETS GO.



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Three of you wished me a happy birth day.

I hate you all.

... And I'm willing to bet less then eight of you care enough to post here and say happy birthday...

Well, absolutely nothing was planned, I got candy, moneys, Wrath of The Lich King, Some new fish, a bag 'o jerky's AND

*drumroll*

A BAMBOO TABLET!

Expect some new and more better artz in teh future...


AND WHAT DID YOU GET FOR ME!?

So, yesterday I started getting bad abdominal pain around noon. I dismissed it as gas and did my best to ignore it.

So, later that day, I went to see Star Trek. It was pretty good, I thought. But my enjoyment was marred by the constant pain in my abdomen.

On the way home, it started getting really bad, and slowly localized in the lower right. Guess what that's a symptom of? It's in the title!

So, I go to the hospital, they do a CT scan, and confirm I have appendicitis. The surgery was only about ten hours ago.

They did it macroscopically, so I'm lucky and only have three small holes in my abdomen. It's still pretty painful.

When I woke up, I was pretty out of it, and my moth was numb for some reason. I only just got home.

And to top it all off, my birthday is this Friday. I'm telling you people now so you'll have time to do something nice for me.

Not that any of you care, anyway...

Letting you people know.

And I bet NONE OF YOU are glad to see me.

MY HEART IS NOT A SLINKY FOR YOU TO PUSH DOWN THE STAIRS.

Gonna be gone for about a Week. Camping, going to a wedding, & other stuff I don't want to spend my spring break doing...

Theres a small possibility that I'll have access to an internet connection, so maybe I'll be on a little bit. But just in case I'm not;

~Sane-Intolerant, If Anything hilarious happens, could you post a link to it in this journal? I want to be able to catch up when I get back.

~Timmato, If you set anything on fire, be sure to put it out before I get back.

~Whoaheadless, Feed SB for me while I'm gone.

And to the rest of you, stop it. Right now.

Au revoir.

APRIL FOOLS!